• Karp: Fanmail was unveiled this morning. How did the community receive it?
• Tumblr staff: Based on the reactions we've seen, it seems to be one of the most unpopular and needless additions we've made thus far!
• Karp: Yes... yes that's perfect. Say it again. Slower.
• Tumblr staff: Sir? There is... a small problem.
• Karp: GOOD. I THRIVE ON PROBLEMS. What is it? Does the page crash when you try to send any fanmail? Does it unleash a virus into your computer? Most importantly, can we blame it on Missing E?
• Tumblr staff: It's not anything like that. It's... the community has discovered that we haven't put any limits on the fanmail option. No character limits. No hourly limit. We're afraid they might be using it to.... COMMUNICATE.
• Karp:
• Tumblr staff:
• Karp:
• Tumblr staff:
• Karp: Shut. It. Down.